okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money
↳ Vincent Phantomhive ep. 08
I find it both cute and hilarious that Tails is Sonic’s personal drying fan
He's shy with strangers.
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
Little Kano blushing (●´艸`)
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
- Character: *dies*
- Me: haha we're just gonna ignore that
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect
Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…
they should hire ugly people like me to be models because then people will pay attention to the clothes rather than faces and i get to say i’m a model